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Good Evening.
You live here?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah? 

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What's your name?

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Kim.

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Kim, can you move back for me, plaese?

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We keep getting complaints of noise
and underage drinking.

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Everybody sit down. We're gonna be here
for a while.

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You don't have anything sharp on you that
I can stick myself with, do you?

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No.

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Good.

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Cause I do.

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The business that I manage, they deal
exclusively in cash.

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Wow! Busy guy!

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Plaese welcome to the stage,
the one and the only...

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Magic Mike.

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You are the husband that they never had.

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You are the dreamboat guy that
never came along.

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That's a cool table.
You make that?

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You should sell these things.

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That's actually the idea.

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- My sister. Mike.
- Nice to meet you. Mike.

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So, how do you know my brother?

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I'm a entrepreneur, I, uh... manage
a few busineses...

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You trying to hit on my sister?

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Okay, uh, good talk.

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Entrepreneur stripper, or stripper entrepreneur?

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Either one.

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I was hoping this was all a joke.

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It is pretty funny.

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I'm just trying to figure out why stripping?

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Women, money and a good time.

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Just try not to forget about the people who
exist in the daylight, the non vampires.

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Wait. Are we fighting?
Is this our first fight?

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So, if you could do the one thing that'd
make you the happiest in the morning?

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Make custom furniture.

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Custom furniture?
So, you must be really good with your hands?

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I just can't be around your lifestyle.

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Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you?

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I'm not my lifestyle.

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Do you believe what you're saying right now?

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That's it. The law says you cannot touch.

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But I think I see a lot of law breakers
up in this house.

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- Wow, that's a lot of 1's!
- There are some 5's, in there.

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Oh, okay. Any 20's?

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Uh, you don't wanna know
what I have to do for 20's.

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So, you gonna come to the show tonight?

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No!

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 - You're gonna come to the show tonight.
- No!

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You just said over there that
you liked the show.

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That doesn't mean that I'm gonna go again.